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Way to Die #449
"Another Up The Butt Story"
Name of the death is a pun on "butt" realted in the shows
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Date August 22, 2009
Location Las Vegas, Nevada
Episode this death
was featured in
"Ready or Not Here Comes Death"

"Another Up The Butt Story", Way to Die #449, is the seventh and final death to be featured in the Season Finale "Ready or Not Here Comes Death", which aired on September 5, 2011.


Michael has a bachelor party the day before he is to be engaged. The bachelor party contains an exotic dancer who is being used as a human sushi bar. Mid-way through, the exotic dancer goes into the bathroom for a break, but Michael still wants to have sex with the stripper, so he follows her in. The stripper angrily shoves Michael onto the toilet, and Michael accidentally flushes it. Because the toilet was having repair work done, the flush causes the porcelain lid to fly off the toliet and shatter. In an attempt to run out, Michael slips, and impales himself through the rectum on a shard of the lid, losing 6 pints of blood and bleeding out within a few minutes.

"Michael was a pig disguised as a human being. He did his girlfriend a huge favor: he turned 'I do' into... 'I dead'".


  • Lola - Exotic Dancer
  • Dr. Rob Shapiro - Surgeon