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Way to Die #487
Name of the death is a pun on "e-i-e-i and ow"
Date August 20, 2006
Location Wichita, Kansas
Episode this death
was featured in
"Getting A Rise From The Dead"

"E-I-E-I-Oww!", Way to Die #487, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Getting A Rise From The Dead", which aired on September 5, 2011.


Two delinquents, Joe and Ronnie are sentenced to 60 days on a work release program on a farm after being caught for grand theft auto. While working in the farm, there was a lot more fooling around than working; Joe also almost kills Ronnie with a pitchfork. Joe finds and picks up a captive bolt pistol, thinking it is a pump to a milking machine. The farmer's daughter shows up to keep them from hurting themselves and warns him not to play with it, but Joe points it at her saying that he wants milk. Still thinking that it's a pump, Joe uses the captive bolt pistol on his own chest, piercing his heart, resulting in death by massive blood loss.

"You hear the one about the two juveniles who were sentenced to work release on a farm? They messed around and threatened the farmer's daughter until one of them accidentally killed himself with a cattle bolt pistol! Ha! That's a good one!"


  • Ray Chao - Juvenile Parole Officer
  • Randy Stanger - Cattle Rancher