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Way to Die #500
"Ich Bin Ein Stoner"
Name of the death is a pun on "Ich bin ein Berliner" (German for "I am a Berliner") and "stoner"
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Date February 2, 1341
Location Berlin, Germany
Episode this death
was featured in
"Ready or Not Here Comes Death"

"Ich Bin Ein Stoner", Way to Die #500, is the fourth death to be featured in the Season Finale "Ready or Not Here Comes Death", which aired on September 5, 2011.


Niklaus is a witch hunter who just went mad after eating grain with ergot in it. Going crazy, he runs out and causes amuck. Ironically, he just accused a young girl of being a witch. In his village, the people were extremely supersticous. He would prick the accused person's mole with a needle. If it bled, you are pure, if not, you'd be executed by stoning. Unlucky for Niklaus, his mole didn't bleed, therefore the superstisious people stone him and a rock to the head and gut causes his demise.

"In the Dark Ages, people lived in fear of what they didn't understand... Niklaus condemned others to death based on superstition until he got a taste of his own medicine."


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