|Way to Die #329|
|Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muffled"|
|Date||May 19, 2007|
|Episode this death
was featured in
|"Young, Dumb and Full of Death"|
"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the second death to be featured in "Young, Dumb and Full of Death", which aired on September 5, 2011.
A former Olympic diver named Chris gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.
"Chris was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive."
- Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon