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Way to Die #329
"Muffed Dive"
Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muffled"
Muffed Dive.jpg
Date May 19, 2007
Location Phoenix, Arizona
Episode this death
was featured in
"Young, Dumb and Full of Death"

"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the second death to be featured in "Young, Dumb and Full of Death", which aired on September 5, 2011.


A former Olympic diver named Chris gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.

"Chris was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive."


  • Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon