Way to Die #329 | |
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"Muffed Dive" | |
Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muffled" | |
Date | May 19, 2007 |
Location | Phoenix, Arizona |
Episode this death was featured in |
"Young, Dumb and Full of Death" |
"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the second death to be featured in "Young, Dumb and Full of Death", which aired on September 5, 2011.
Plot[]
A former Olympic diver named Chris gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.
"Chris was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive."
Interviewees[]
- Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon