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Way to Die #209
"Par For The Corpse"
Name of the death is a pun on "par for the course"
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Date October 7, 1999
Location New Orleans, Louisiana
Episode this death
was featured in
"Getting A Rise From The Dead"

"Par For The Corpse", Way to Die #209, is the fifth death to be featured in "Getting A Rise From The Dead", which aired on September 5, 2011.


A young couple making out in a cemetery are scared off by a sickly man named Carter who seems zomibifed, even though he is near death. So what happened to Carter? Carter was a groundskeeper at this cemetary, who had zero respect for the dead and had been using the cemetery as his own personal golf course. One day, Carter had developed a high fever and blisters appeared on his hands, arms, and face. Believing he has the flu, he lays down under a tree and takes a nap. When he wakes up, his blisters became lesions, causing the skin to peel off his face. Carter had sprayed the grass at the cemetary with a very powerful fungicide. Unbeknowst to Carter and as it turned out, he was allergic to the fungicide, and over the time he was combining work and play, his golf tees had contracted the chemical several times. His habit of gnawing on the tees caused him to contract the illness. The fatal allergic reaction causes his organs to burn and fail. He tried to get help, but then he scared away the couple. The chemical killed him and then he went from the living dead...to the dead dead.

"In the graveyard of horror, see Carter spray, see Carter play, see Carter DIE!!!"


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