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Way to Die #298
"Sign Offed"
Name of the death is a pun on "sign-off"
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Date September 16, 2008
Location Los Angeles, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Ready or Not Here Comes Death"

"Sign Offed", Way to Die #298, is the sixth death to be featured in the Season Finale "Ready or Not Here Comes Death", which aired on September 5, 2011.


Miles, a sign spinner, shows off his skills of spinning an open house sign to Alice, a barista. Later, Jackson, another sign spinner known as "The Dark Knight", shows up on the other side of the street, also ready to show off his skills to Alice. Miles and Jackson then get into a sign-spinning competition. Early on, Miles is almost hit by a car, but backs away soon enough for the competition to continue. However, later, Miles accidentally slashes his jugular vein on the edge of the sign, which had become jagged from being hit repeatedly on the sidewalk, and exanguinates, much to the shock of Alice.

"Miles could spin the heck out of a sign. Too bad he didn't stop to read them. If he did, here's how it might've went down: Caution. Stop. Dead end."


  • Elmer Reyes - Former Sign Spinner
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon